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Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Met up with Bunny for dinner the other night. Turned out to be a rather busy night instead! We met at the gym for the supposedly 4.10pm combat class. But i only reached the gym at 4.30pm after going through the massive traffic jam in rainy Orchard. While she abandoned her cab at Cairnhill and ran for the class.

Anyway, will write more about that later. Just have to let you guys see that she made me abandon my cutie black and white pig keychain...


for this............

It got me speechless and my mouth was open for a good 5 mins gawking at it....... Bunny!!!

Sunday, December 10, 2006

8th December 2006 Friday

It was a pretty interesting pre-birthday bash actually… The day started out normal, but obviously the other birthday boy (Biawak) and me weren’t really in the mood to work. And while walking to lunch the day before, Wei (our new collegue) saw my new big ass black onyx stone ring while I was waving my hand frantically in the air, explaining something. She then exclaimed in her rapid-speed-train-Mandarin,

"Oh, is this the ring that we bought for your birthday gift?? Nice!!"

"Huh! A ring??" *fake gasp* "Really??!"

*Louder Gasp from Wei, Gaz & Biawak*

"Wei! Why you tell her! Haven give her the present la! Aiyoh!!"

I promised to act really surprised when I see my present later…. But I think my acting skills weren’t good enough. Wahahaha…. Anyway during lunch, no one knew exactly where we were going or what we were going to eat. The only hint we had from Lao ban niang was that we were going to Vivo city. So we had a discussion on where were the possible nice and expensive places to dine there.

"Huh! There ah….. like nothing posh there le! I only know got Sushi tei there le!"

"Wah lau, scare-lee Thai express! So cheap!"

"No la, maybe not Thai express…. Got other places in the basement what….. got foodcourt!"

"I have this feeling that we will end up at Carls Junior le….."

That stupid biawak kept saying that we will most probably end up at Carls Junior. I said if we really do… I will come after him. Surely our bosses can’t be that cheapo right?? Anyway, in the end, it was a Jap restaurant called Aki Hanabi or something along that line, that we decided on, based on some descriptions by the 3d Goddess who was asked to survey the potential dining places in Vivo city. The poor girl was out the whole day at her 3d max course and she was not in the best of moods as she was having bad cramps.

Think I was like a zombie for the whole day, as PP and I were in office till 3 plus in the morning the day before to finish up some presentation work. My eyes could hardly open and at one point in the afternoon, I decided to go the 11th floor (of our office) to get some water to drink. While refilling my 1 litre Evian bottle, I was doing the usual mix of 90% cold water, 10% hot water. And I think the bottle was not erm, well positioned and I "successfully" scalded my 4th finger on my left hand! So I quickly put the bottle down and let the cool tap water run over my finger to get rid of the heat. It helped for like, 5 mins, so I retreated to the 9th floor shortly after. After all, I had touched a test tube just AFTER I had heated it dry over the bunsen burner in the Science lab in Secondary school, so......... how bad could this scalded finger be?

I was wrong. Very wrong.

By the time I stepped out of the lift on the 9th floor, my finger started to burn internally, so I rushed to run my by-now-cooked finger under the cold water in the toilet. It helped for like, 2 mins and my finger started to have the burning sensation again, even under the cold water!! After a while, I decided I was wasting too much water so Iwent upstairs to get some burn cream. By the time I walked back to the living room to put down my bottle and faxes, the finger started burning up again, so I quickly rushed to the toilet once more. It then started to dawn upon me that this was more serious than I thought. Practically ran upstairs to the 11th floor again to get the admin auntie to pass me the burn cream, waving my left hand up and down frantically at the same time. She then kindly informed me that she had just threw the burn cream away recently as it had just expired. Great….. so what was I supposed to do next!

The admin auntie then exclaimed that toothpaste will help ease the pain and ran back to her table, except that she didn’t stock any toothpaste in the office.

"Oh, J*** brushes her teeth everyday one! I think you can get it from her!" came a helpful voice behind a pile of paper in front of the admin auntie’s table.

The admin auntie and I eagerly ran to J***’s table, which was like 8 footsteps away and demanded for her toothpaste. J*** was flabbergasted that we were suddenly demanding for her toothpaste and was silently afraid that we will also suddenly ask her for protection money. (Somemore she is in the accounts department)

After J*** handed over the life saver (toothpaste), the admin auntie gingerly squeezed out what seemed like, 10 days worth of toothpaste onto my now almost cooked and lobster red finger. The sudden cool sensation on my cooked finger was super reliving. I was instantly reminded of the Ricola’s mint TV ad that I saw some years back.

Thankful for the life saver, I happily went downstairs once again. I put on a pathetic face to Gaz and Biawak, and stuck out my snow-covered 4th finger to him and explained what happened. But midway while telling him my story, the burning sensation came back once again.

"Ahhhh!!! Hot hot hot hot!!!" I waved my left hand like a mad woman once again, and stamping my feet at the same time.

"Huh!! What…. What do you expect me to do! Go doctor la!"

After a few times of waving my hand up and down, I decided to google on how to cure scalding fingers. The 2nd hit in the search led me to a link that said soaking it in egg white for 20 mins with a towel wrapped around the scalded area. I hurriedly msn-ed Gaz and Biawak the link.

"It says egg whites are the best! Toothpaste is a no-no! How?? Where am I to get a damn egg in this office building…….. NOW??"

After whining for the next half hour and running to the toilet to run cold water over the finger, I decided to try my luck for egg whites on the 11th floor, after scavenging through the mini fridge and pantry area on the 9th floor. I walked into the 11th floor pantry and I see my 2nd lifesaver.

There were actually 2 eggs on the shelf. I can’t believe my luck!

I found a Delifrance takeaway cup and swifly popped 1 egg into the cup and hurried downstairs to the 9th floor where I got Gaz to help me separate the egg white. By then, our bosses had suddenly re-appeared after a long disappearance, so I shoved my entired left fist into the Delifrance takeaway cup. After 5 mins of soaking the finger in the egg white, I msn-ed Biawak once again.

"Eh, still pain le! Boohoohoo!!"

"Hello. It said to soak for 1 hour. It’s been like, 15 secs??!"

1 hour passed and I decided to discard of the cup. It felt much better, but the burning sensation still returns every half an hour. By 7 plus, Lao ban was hungry already, so he and lao ban niang went off to eat first (he was sick so he has to eat sick-people-food only) while, the O2 gang split up in 2 cabs. The first cab being me, Gaz, Posh senior and Wei, while the rest packed into the 2nd cab. In the cab, we asked Gaz what were the pubs in St James like.

"Oh, there are 4 pubs! I know 1 of them is called Dragonfly, then got Butterfly la then the other 2...... I’m not too sure!"

"Huh??! Why all the pubs’ names all got fly inside one!"

And for some strange reason, the 2nd cab arrived at Vivo city earlier than us despite us leaving earlier! Anyway, the Jap restaurant looked pretty posh and looking very expensive indeed. The menu was in a much different manner from our usual Genki/Sakae/Sushi-Tei form, where there didn’t seem to be any Bento sets or Udon sets available. We all figured that we can't get accustomed to the expensive way of eating Japanese food. So we got the waitress to give us recomendations and ate whatever was brought to the table.

And obviously we all weren’t used to them serving food slowly either… It was like eating at a Chinese wedding dinner….. except it was slower. The 2 bosses arrived midway during our 2nd dish and they quickly ordered like 8 dishes more when we told them that the food was arriving too slowly and it was too little. We seriously wanted to head to Carls Junior to fill our never ending tummies after that! But that didn’t happen after Lao ban niang ordered the extra dishes. Food was generally good, but I guess not good enough for me to return and pay that sort of money to just, eat.

I was presented with my birthday gift that was from the O2 and Longan gang combined..... Its....... 6 rings in 1!! I tried wearing 5 seperate rings on each finger and I looked like some human octopus. But this is how the ring looks like......

Nice?? Hee.... Big thanks to 3D Goddess who handpicked this ring for me as well! By the way, you can see my scalded 4th finger in the background. It still looks a little purplish till today. So sad!

The O2 gang plus the bosses headed to St James after that and we saw many Ah Beng kias outside the pub called DragonFly. Turns out there wasn’t any pub called Butterfly lor. Haha! Anyway, we walked round the whole powerhouse and we settled on a quiet pub behind. Lao ban niang ordered 2 buckets of beer for everyone, and initially I didn’t take a bottle to drink, as I really hate beer. But after seeing everyone around me drinking happily, and I was feeling thirsty, I decided to take a bottle….. to quench my thirst! Poor biawak didn’t drink as he doesn’t like alcohol as well and of course the sick birthday boy (lao ban) didn’t drink either. Gaz then decided to order a mocktail for him called "Virgin Mary". Right.

Turns out Virgin Mary was pretty horrible. It tasted like a terrible combination of stale tobasco sauce with tomato and a hint of lemon, with the rim of the glass covered in salt. Biawak decided that he didn’t like "virgins" and preferred the "experienced ones" after his drink. Ugh. Anyway, I dunno what happened after that, but somehow his drink became the "punishment" for the No. 7 game that PP came up with. Apparently how this game goes about is it starts off with a person saying, for eg, no. 1. The next person continues the number sequence, but when it comes to the no. 7, or any number that are multiples of 7, like 14, 28, 35 or even non multiples of 7 like 17 or 27, that person must say, 7 up! And the cycle reverses in the opposite direction that it started off. The loser who says the number wrongly or is silent for more than 2 secs will have to take the punishment of drinking the Virgin Mary drink.

Being the blur queen I am, I scored a hat trick by saying all the numbers wrongly and even when it was my turn to start, I started with the number 28!!! Which resulted in the whole gang laughing and almost falling off their seats. Geeesssh…… so loser! When it came to the one last gulp, Lao ban niang announced,

"Ok ah, the next person who kena, have to driiiiink the leftover ahhh….. and also suck the lemon (piece) dry!! Wahahahhaaaaaaa!!" she laughs evily, while the rest of us gasp loudly.

Turns out that she was stumped when it came to her turn and she had to drink THE LAST GULP. Our entire group roared with laughter and reminded her that she had to SUCK THE LEMON DRY. She gulped down the drink sportingly after swearing KNN………. under her breath. Lao ban niang……. You are the best!!

The night did not end here as 4 of us retreated to our Posh senior’s house after that. But I am seriously tired of typing and I can’t feel my fingers anymore, so I shall continue the Birthday bash stories tomorrow…. Hopefully!

Saturday, December 09, 2006


Thank you my dear friends..... for the wonderful birthday celebration for the Saggis this year... It's been fun and eventful! Such memories will always stay in my heart...... more pics of HongKong '06 and the birthday party soon! Need my much needed beauty sleep for now! :P

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Im so out of shape!! Just one session at the gym and my arms are aching like crazy!!

Anyway, Biawak told me the other day on msn something really shocking but hilarious. He said our collegue (who has a very thick Indo accent) asked him suddenly,

"How big is your cock??"

"WHAT?!!" came both Biawak's and my reply (on msn).

Turns out that both of them are working on the same office project and our collegue wanted to know how big was the CLOCK. Wah liew.......... horrible lor... i thought i was going to faint. So now i just have to ask Biawak in the future, how big is your.......?? heeheeheeeeee.....

Saturday, November 04, 2006

my arms are starting to ache already.

And this is just a few hours after my first combat class ever since i re-joined my gym. Yes, i decided to go back to FF with Bunny and when i messaged Ah Meow that, she immediately called me and went, "Harrrr???!! Serious?? You joined again??" Haha... I decided to go for one of my favourite instructor's class today (not CBI though) but instead, it was CBI's wife having her instructor's assessment during the class today. So no hokkien/Chinese-try-to-sound-beng-speaking instructor today. Damn.

I was upset that i couldnt find my gloves for combat today as well. I have resolved not to go out and get a new pair for the time being. Save money!!! Heh heh. This month, i shall try to be more frugal and not take cabs unneccesarily. Or buy extra clothes or eat expensive food this month. Let's see how long i can last...

The other day. i went to the Cathay branch to sign for the gym membership and get my card, but i nearly twisted my ankle in my heels the moment i stepped out from the escalator. This was due to the management changing the entire 4th floor's flooring and they only placed some carpet tiles OVER the uneven floor. Win lor..... if i really twist my ankle while on the way to sign for the gym, i think it's damn loser lor.... And the clever people at the gym printed my name wrongly. Instead of Xiaowei, it was printed Xiaowu. Waa.... thanks lor!!

Anyway, I have 3 major big ass, swollen, bulging, ugly and red insect bites behind my right thigh. I kept scratching them yesterday when i had ayam penyet with 3d Goddess and she kept screaming for me to not reveal uneccessary details when i said that my cellulite behind my thigh was itchy. I tried to scratch discreetly in public of course. Wahahhaaa... Anyway, its still big ass, swollen, bulging, ugly and red today and i swear that they were bulging slightly out of my spandex gym pants. As usual, my mum told me to apply Zam Buk (remember?? She thinks Zam buk cures everything!!) and so i did. And i have 2 more red and slightly swollen bites on the same leg and my left arm. What kind of insect is this huh?!!

I am starting to wonder if the insect bites came from site but i was wearing full length jeans that day and i only saw lots of moths that escaped into the showunit. 3d Goddess said that the mosquito could have tried biting me 3 times, hence the 3 swollen things in the same region.

*Yawn* Im sleepy again even after napping earlier in the afternoon.... And i dreamt that i happily bought a ticket to London to visit Don this afternoon!! Waa, if only im so rich in real life.

Sunday, October 29, 2006

Should i join my gym again?

This has been a question that has been in my mind since i met that wonderful Bunny friend of mine yesterday. She wanted to check out PF at Suntec and coincidentally, a consultant at FF (my previous gym) called me the other day to make an appointment with me to tell me about how wonderful the gym is.

Both of us set out early in the morning (11am - this is early for me ok.) to have breakfast at Suntec's Ya Kun while i dragged her to Guardian twice because ,errr... i had to get a monthly neccessity. The 2nd trip was because i had cramps following up to the former. We trotted down to PF and it was really huge with a few classrooms and even a ladies corner and gym. Pretty impressive and their prices are so much cheaper compared to what i used to pay.

While the consultant at PF was yakking about the gym, my cramps got worse and i started to break out in cold sweat. I was in a dilemna as to whether i should throw Bunny alone with the consultant and run to the toilet or try to cut the whole conversation short. Thank god he was not the hard selling type of consultant so we could leave peacefully. But my cramps started to get worse n worse that i told Bunny i had to just get home to lie down on my bed and curl up like my chinchilla.

She offered to drive and i was pretty thankful for it till she said, "If i buang your car, please don't tell your mum that it was me!!"

After nua-ing at my place for a while, i felt much better to walk again so we headed out to the Cathay but when we got there, we could not find the gym! The whole of the 4th floor was covered up and it turns out that the management decided to re-do the whole floor, for what i dunno. It looked fine to me what. So shiny.

Anyway, when the consultant brought us in, i saw my ex collegue (who is actually the project manager!) and i waved like a madwoman when i saw him, and he looked really embarrassed to have any connection with me. Hmph... The membership fees are still the same as when i left though i expected it to have risen due to the many many new clubs that have sprouted up and there will be 2 more new clubs opening in Holland V and AMK!! ooohhh..... Super tempting! AMK will be quite near my office and Holland V is quite near via cab from my place...

After the consultation, Bunny and i felt that we were swayed back to join our old gym once again despite the big big price difference from PF. I just cant put my finger on it, but i just don't know why the other gyms dont attract me. Anyway, she sms-ed later in the night to say that she will probably join PF because 30 months of fees there can only get her 12 months in FF! but today, she decided that she wants to join FF instead!! Think she will change her mind every day so come Tuesday, she will probably decide on FF.... Wahhaha...

How how how how??! Dunno which one to join!! And i am so lacking in exercise!!

Wednesday, October 25, 2006


take me home?