30th August 2005 - Saturday

According to Bunny, this movie "Crash" is very good!! Must watch must watch....

Today, i realised and forgot how irritating and gentlement-ly Singaporean men can be.
Decided not to go gymming with Meow and Mascara Woman today because my mum was super busy in the kitchen preparing the BBQ food for my brother's chalet tonight. So i helped her to wrap the buttered corn with aluminium foil and poke chicken sausages into satay sticks. (Or is it the other way round??) Got poked by the stupid satay stick and i thought i was going to start bleeding, but luckily i didn't.

My mum told me to run a errand of going to Hong Lim Complex to get some black colour dumplings (zhong zi) for her to bring to China to eat. Seen black dumplings before but never tried. And to top up the petrol and buy ice for my brother's BBQ food. After getting the black colour dumplings and bought my anti slip thing to paste under my shoe (no more falling down!! Yay!) i drove to the Shell petrol station to top up full tank (About $90 ok!!) and bought 3 packets of ice. As i was crying the 3 packets of ice to the counter, i realised that the stupid counter top was a little high and the 3 packets of ice stacked on top of one another could not sit well on the table (imagine me trying to sit the 3 packets on the at least 1metre height counter top = CMI) The result??

1 packet of the ice fell off the counter and landed on my pedicured right foot's 4th toe.

The pain was really bad and there was this guy who was standing next to me who was just standing there folding his arms waiting for his turn! And he didnt offer to help or anything! I mean, the ice packet landed really near his feet too (I wished it had landed on his foot though) and he didnt even help to pick it up! If i was put in a similar situation, i would have helped that person pick it up already. But no, he didnt even blink 2 blinks at me and continued crossing his stupid arms over his dumb chest. So damned pissed lor...

Anyway, by the time i reached home and bum-ed for a while, my mum realised that she forgot to tell me to pick up the satay from Haig Road!! So i had to drive all the way there and pass it to my brother at his chalet. Have not driven so much in a day before. I am starting to appreciate taxi driver's patience and skills at this point. So by the time i got home, my mum had to drive (again!!) to the chalet to pass them the rest of the food! The poor exhausted car. Decided to go for Miss Teh's (Serene from my IAD class) chalet with Ah Zai and CMI, so i decided to pick them up at around 8pm to go there. After i picked CMI up from his school, i totally forgot that i was suppsed to drop him home to pick up his precious tiramisu that he made for the BBQ and i kept trying to turn right towards East Coast Park. But CMI kept telling me, "Deeeeee, dun turn right.... Go Straight!"

I thought he was trying to be funny or that maybe he had a faster route to get to the beach so i just smirked at Ah Zai and continued driving straight. So once again i tried to turn right, and he said the exact same thing to me. "Gooooo straight!" So i got a little short tempered and said, "What's wrong with you!! Why you keep telling me to go straight! We are going to the beach what! And besides, you sound like Nicole Kidman in the Chanel's No. 5 perfume advertisment!"

Only then i realised that we were supposed to go to his house (which i totally forgot) so i had to continue going............ straight. So because of that incident, i decided to give him a new nickname which is GSM - Go Straight Man......... He confessed that he would rather us calling him Susie or CMI. Haha! Finally made our way to the beach and played with the 2 cute dogs there the whole night! And ate some satay and overcooked Stingray. After a while, i decided to crash my brother's chalet which was roung the corner and decided to take Butter with me (Butter is Patrick and Liting's new puppy) and bluff my brother that i bought a new dog. So i carried the dog in my hands while Ah Zai and CMI tagged along. Only then, i noticed these 3 guys walking past us and i recognised one of Johnny Bravo's friends, Yoshi! Then i turned somemore and i noticed Johnny Bravo beside him! Felt so shocked and weird to see him and i felt so awkward and was wondering what to say so i just went,

"Oh!!!! Hiiii! Ermmmm.... (looks down at white dog in my arms) This is not my dog, by the way!"

JB : "Errrr... yes i can see that..."

Made some small talk and decided to run off after barely 2 minutes of talking to him. For some strange reason, i had an extremely strong feeling that i was going to meet someone at the chalets that morning, but i didnt expect it to be him! Ugh. What a meeting.

And my brother didnt believe that the dog was mine (duh!) and he passed me some bee hoon that he and his friends didn't touch! Because they didnt see it at all! So blur lor.... So i decided to take it back to Miss Teh's chalet because i knew my mum had put in so much effort in the preparation of all the food...

After a while, CMI had a craving for some ice cream, so we decided to leave and takeaway some Mac's ice cream and bum at CMI's house. While on the way to the car, CMI nearly hit my boob with his elbow so i just joked with him, "Hey! Watch it! You nearly molested me ok.."

CMI : What!! Pleassssseee lor, who wants to molest you? You give yourself too much credit!

I nearly peng-san-ed from his ultimate bitch comment. I think that was the best come back line he has ever come up with. Anyway, bumed at his house and looked through some photos that we never saw and uploaded some photos that he owed me. By the time we left and sent Ah Zai back, it was 4am when i reached home, but when i got back, i didn't feel sleepy! So i hardly had any sleep and had to wake up at 530am to send my mum to the airport.

Sunday - 31st July 2005

Met up with Gaz, Ah Zai and CMI (the Longan Gang reunites!!) because Gaz was going to get his brand new colour iPod!!!! WWaaaa... so jealous... And i went to the Apple store to get a sock for my poddy only. Anyway, here was the backfire part. I drove to Wisma and i decided to go to Laneige to get some facial products (complexion getting worse!) and when i was at the counter and about to pay for my items, i realised that i forgot to bring my wallet!!! So super embarrassing!!!! So i had to quickly gangster drive all the way home and back again. By then, i was late in meeting Gaz and it was super malu to tell Gaz and Ah Zai the embarassing situation i ran into. And oh! Ah Zai was wearing the puma jacket that we got for him (although it was too big for him at first) because he said that it shrunk after washing it!! So it fits him quite nicely now! Haha... at least can wear lar.

Another funny thing that happened was when i returned to the counter to get my purchases and realised that they billed me wrongly! Because i remembered my total amount and they billed me lesser! So i got them to check and they nearly passed me the wrong items! Which was a lip gloss and this other mask that i didnt want! Luckily i checked.

Had dinner at Fish and Co at Wheelock and i think i was feeling too tired or something because when the rest were talking about something, and CMI kept pestering us to repeat, i snapped, "You damn slow lor! Why?? You need subtitles to appear then you get it is it??!"

Waaaaaaaaaaah, i felt like such a bitch, man. Somemore that line, i copied from Kumar in Boom Boom Room. Hahahhaa!!

I could not sleep properly from Sat to Sunday and i was very grouchy on Monday because i didnt have enough sleep! Still went for CBI's instructor's class with Bunny and Ah Meow and CBI did something that i thought i was going to faint. Before the class, CBI was tying up his hands with this long roll of lime green bandage like thing (something like gloves but its being bounded up) and before the cool down, he instructed us to grab a mat each. And he proceeded to untie his lime green bandage loose and shouted really a really loud AAAAHHHHHhhhhhhh!!! and starting jumping and waving his arms in circles while the bandage was coming loose! It was a super hilarious sight that i peng-san-ed onto the floor. He really looked like he was doing some rythmic gymastics ok!! You know, the one where the girl will prance around the floor with this ribbon tied to a stick and do nice twirly patterns with it.... Yar... something like that. Bunny said that she was stoning in the MRT the other day and she suddenly remembered that scene, and she burst out laughing suddenly!

Finally managed to feel tired and was so happy that i went to bed early. But i realised that i still oculd not fall into deep sleep so i quickly got up to take a Panadol Flu tablet to knock me out. Luckily it worked! Yay!! Temporary and desperate measure man....