Tuesday 19th July 2005

The F.A.R.K.E.R gang outing.

I am now part of the above F.A.R.K.E.R gang due to the fact that Miss What, Ah Zai and I were discussing at Lau Pa Sat the other night. Miss What was saying that we will call our future design firm F.A.R.K.E.R and i decided to name it FARKER and associates. Here are our new names in FARKER and associates :

Ah Zai - Beautiful Farker, or Mocha Farker
Miss What - Lovely Farker J, or simply Farker J
Me - Gorgeous Farker, or simply Farker D

This new firm's name sounds so much like that time i said i wanted to set up a fashion line and market it in Italy. and name it B.O.D.O. But anyway, us 3 Farkers' initial plan was to watch Batman Begins but after checking out the movie timings, and realising that the latest show for Batman was only at 4.10pm, we decided to bum at Miss What's house and watch a Norwegian comedy on dvd.

Met up at AMK and i ended up late because my boss told me to settle some toilet business. Or rather, re-select the toilet bowl design for the client and i ended up choosing a $1,000 plus model. Almost half my pay check ok. Wahhaahahaa. We farkers ate at S11 coffeeshop and while telling Miss What animatedly about my dumb phonecall i received the day before, i laughed too hard and i ended up straining the right side of my neck! Which still hurts now! Had to ask my brother to jab his elbow onto my right shoulder and massage. FOC massage, what to do. If someone backs out on my appointment tomorrow, i will be heading down for a shoulder massage! I can't take this any longer!

After laughing too hard and straining my neck, we headed down to her place and for some strange reason, a zillion buses passed our bus stop but none of them were going to her place! So we ended up standing at the bus stop and doing our usual bitching. Just realised that Miss What's place was really near Bunny's and a vegetarian friend's house too....

Upon arriving at Miss What's house, Miss What's mum commented loudly that Ah Zai was so skinny! And after she realised that he understood Mandarin, she said something about not being able to scold him in Mandarin at all. Haha... The film we watched was called Elling and it was really funny! I laughed even more (despite my horribly strained neck) and i must have shifted Miss What's sofa's cushions too much from my laughing! Learned quite a bit from that movie which is that Austistic people are generally quite attention seeking (Ok, maybe everyone except me knows that, must be something like the Sister's Island. Only i didn't know.) and that if a guy has sex with a heavily pregnant woman while in her 9th month, she will get contractions and end up giving birth faster! I was squirming at that thought and Ah Zai started his Encyclopedia mode, "Ya, you didn't know that? Hey! You are a girl and you should know all these stuff! Why am i telling you all these!"

Sorry lar. Really dunno mah......

After the movie, Miss What decided to walk us out to the bus stop and while in the lift, she told us that she had the Beyonce's Live in Wembley dvd! Ah Zai and I screamed so loudly that i thought the lift was going to stop (but it didnt obviously) as we have that dvd title in our Hollywood Clicks list for really long, and there was no sign of it being sent to us. Amazingly, i got home in less than 45 mins, thanks to the Gangster bus driver to Bishan and the wonderfully empty train (which i was extremely happy with) and the Bus 54 bus which appeared magically at Newton Station the moment i stepped out of the Mrt station. Woohooo~

Was supposed to go gymming with Miffy today but she decided to "aeroplane" me because her collegue kept pestering her to go for dinner. Haha... she wasn't very keen on that dinner though. I decided to take the bus to Potong Pasir Mrt with my collegues for the first time today and decided to stop by the Guardian to buy some shampoo and conditioner to put in my George Street's gym locker. While i was getting my shampoo, my 2 collegues were standing in front of the slimming pills aisle and stoning there for no reason! They looked really funny actually. While paying for my purchases, i noticed that there was a special offer on this conditioner, dunno the brand but have seen it before lar. Only $1!!! And it usually retails for $6.99! So i grabbed it and apparently, if you spend $10 and above you will get a FOC Neutrogena 250ml Shower Gel!! (which i got lar) I was so happy because i could leave that in my locker as well. That thing costs a bomb ok. The big bottle of that already costs $9.90.....

Noticed a really funny sight as i was walking to the gym today. I had to pass the beautiful swimming pool before entering the gym and they were having an "AquaFit" class then. "Aquafit" class is like... having some sort of aerobics like movements in the pool. Actually i dunno lar, i guessed that only. The people in the pool were doing some warm up where they had to walk in the pool and do alternate squats. So from far, you can see them bobbing up and down the surface of the pool and my first thought was "Oh my god! They look like Mandarin ducks!" I had to refrain from looking any more otherwise i would have laughed at them and end up spraining my neck again.

Hmmm......... My brother's elbow massage seemed to have helped a little.