Friday 22th July 2005

Super Loser Day

Decided to go to the sinseh after work and gym today because my neck ache was not getting any better and it hurts real bad in the air conditioned office.

Here is the list of the backfire/loser events that happened today :


1. After switching on the air con in the spare room in the office (I hide there because it is very stuffy outside) I placed the remote control back on the holder but it dropped onto the floor. When I picked it up, the on/off button was coming out and part of the remote was falling apart, so in my panic, I tried to shove the panel back in place. Maybe I used too much strength or something and the on/off button got stuck. So clever. Luckily before I left the office, Lady said that the remote for the central air con outside works with this. So heng ah.


2. Met Bunny for gymming today at Capitol Tower. Decided to try out CBIs Combat class at a different outlet (His Monday classes are super jammed packed.) and both of us ended up running to the gym from the train station which was a super unglam sight. When we reached the counter, it turned out that the class was not that full. So still got time to change.


3. Because we decided that there is still enough time, we slowly changed and wore our shoes. Bunny ended up at the far corner of the class behind a pillar where she could hardly see CBI and this girl was between the 2 of us. I had the glass panels behind me. Very dangerous because I am so accident prone. What if I kick the glass panel accidently how? Die lor.


4. Wanted to use the steam bath but when we sat in there for some time, the steam did not come out so we left. While I was in the toilet and Bunny was waiting outside for the showers, she commented that she heard the steam starting after we came out.


5. Decided to take a cab to the Sinseh near Great World City and while I was trying to flag this Mercs cab from the filter lane diagonally across, I did not see this other girl stand behind us and she was flagging for it too. But the cab stopped in front of the girl and Bunny offered her to take it first because she thought that I missed it and I did not flag it down!


6. The cab fare in the end came up to exactly $4 and I took out $10 to pay the driver and before I came out of the cab I told Bunny to take my change for me. But she hurriedly stumbled out after me and nearly closed the door without taking my change while I kept telling her, "Take the change. Take it. Take it." And she kept thinking that I was reminding her to take her ibook which she already was holding in her hands! And she thought I gave the driver exact change because she thought my $10 note was a $2 bill!


7. And in the midst of struggling out of the cab, I kept telling Bunny to take the money, she accidently molested me.


8. Went to the sinseh and he was so darn sarcastic! But he is like that because he seems permanently moody. Bunny was super amused by how he was going to rub my neck and the moment I got in, he told me curtly to tie my hair up in a bun and after I crossed my legs, he barked at me to sit straight without crossing. Then he said sarcastic-ly, "Come for Tui Da, wear white colour blouse." I thought I could hear him saying So clever under his breath but I think it was just my imagination. After massaging my neck with extremely swift movements (it was so hot!) he went on to tell me to turn my head from left to right (with his hands guiding me) then suddenly it got faster and faster and i heard a crack! I was so horrified that he was going to break my neck but before i had any more time to be afraid of that, he did it again for the other side! And it was done in less than 5 mins! Wow. But i feel tons better now except that it is still stiff and the pain is more or less gone.


9. Went to Zion Road Food Centre with Bunny and i ordered 2 bowls of iced cheng teng but it looked like some liao at the bottom with this huge pile of ice on top! look like ice kachang without the syrup only. So Bunny took the 2 huge bowls of ice to the grumpy auntie and uncle who said that it was correct. So weird.


10. Bunny decided to take a cab home from there because the ride home would be fairly cheap because of the direct road to the expressway. There was a major jam on the expressway because of an accident and the fare turned out to be really ex. So poor thing.


11. My dear mum thought she lost her brand new Samsung hp and sounded really upset when i came home. She concluded that she must have dropped it in OG earlier or was robbed of it. But she remembered clearly that she saw it on her bed but she could not find it when she kept calling. Just 5 mins ago, she found it under a pile of newspapers on her bed.


So that is my entry on the super loser day of Farker D. stay tuned for more................... wahahahhaa!