oh my god!

Good lord.. i just saw this on one of johnny bravo's friendster friends... apparently she is his girlfriend la... huh.

"I am brattish, wilful, stubborn, spoilt and greedy. I am forgetful and leave things all around the house, the bus, the art room and the world. I keep packets of ketchup and chilli from Macdonalds and serve them to my friends when they come over. My mum drives me to the MRT every morning and I'm never grateful. I cry when Lee Hsien Loong became Prime Minister and I salute whenever the national anthem is sung. I've never handed up my past 4 literature essays. I cried in "Hot Chick" and "Finding Nemo". I can never figure out why Macdonald's is evil. I like my GP teacher because she's mean and I hope to become like her one day. My friends like the smell of white board markers and impasto. I wish i can finish a painting, some day. I've got a very myopic outlook to life and cannot see beyong my little teenage world.I love my sweetheart a lot. I love it when he bites me, pinch my ass in public and smacks my bum. I hate fat ex-girlfriends. I hope she gets fatter...."

i seriously have no comments.